you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that
not texting back is only okay when i do it
those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.
"I used the wrong brush"
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”